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C’mon, give me a glass of vitamin C.
Toast with butter, not a cover?
If you burn it I’ll want a-nother.

Ooh The Dew Doo Man….Mic Teluxin’, mega buxin’

How to avoid a fight with Steven Seagal. 1) Don’t be a horribly acted stereotype. 2) Don’ttry to out-hair him 3) Don’t accuse him of hiding behind his badge and gun. 4) Don’t wear an ugly track suit. If you break any of those rules, you better duck.

Yo, Que Pasa? Hey, whatchu doing man…other than cramming as many stereotypes as possible into a 3 minute clip.

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